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meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
a lot of people are burned out on emoticons but one that ill never get tired of is :> because it looks like youre being talked to by a friendly bird
birdicons, for birds
That’s fantastic and DEFINITELY an Andy Dwyer moment.
omg ikr… and like a few days after that someone apparently brought in cookies and there were only a few left when i went to return my radio in the security office and they offered me some and they started like ragging on cute guy for like eating so many cookies and he was like “i offered you guys some” and they were like “yeah you like whispered ‘hey you guys want some’ while you were shoveling them into your mouth” and he was like blushing furiously and got all flustered looking and was like “i like cookies, okay?!” and it was fucking precious
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