Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
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I was sitting on sea ice when I heard a little peep over my shoulder.
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Amazing shot of a hummingbird showing his authority captured by Scott Bechtel.
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ksldjf I should be preparing myself and my stuff for tomorrow cuz I have to get up early and try and stir up some business for my arbonne stuff all by myself and i’m kinda nervous cuz what if someone wants to order something then and there and i fuck up the numbers and taxes and shit because i’m super bad with that stuff? sldkjf Literally all I’ve done today is play minecraft and I have absolutely no desire to do anything else except maybe doodle and read fanfics… ): lskdfj I am bad at adult-ing… Ugh I’ll be frickin 24 in february like what the heck i feel like i should be doing more with my life at this point…
gummys just lovin life right now
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This Isn’t Photoshopped of the Day: Hand-Carved Wooden “Glitch” Furniture
"Good Vibrations" is a storage unit by Italian architect and designer Ferruccio Laviani of Fratelli Boffi who wanted to challenge the idea that glitches are solely found online. Although it is expected to debut at a furniture exhibition later this year, some commenters on the design blog MoCo have invoked the rule of “pics or didn’t happen,” saying that they refuse to believe it is a real object until side angle shots or a 360-degree video is provided.
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the only sherlock fanfiction you will ever need
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